Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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