I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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