Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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