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  • 49 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:10am
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    sad pathetic excuse for a brother probably a white kid

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:21pm
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    Your doing it wrong it's supposed to go the the highest bidder. Or better yet make them both pay and let one hit it then the next.

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:12pm
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    Winner didn't have to kiss her; she's a fatty-pig-fatty!

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:05am
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    god have mercy on all your souls -_-

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:48pm
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    In soviet russia paper and scissors are banned. All rock paper scissor games r instantly considered a draw and the rewards are the same for everyone

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:25pm
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    I like chocolate milk better than non-chocolate milk. It's whoregasmic.

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:36am
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    If it was a tie did you get to kiss her instead?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:43pm
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    while you douchebags were playing games I was out doing deep anal with the sister. She's worth it!

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:33pm
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    Why are we talking about milk? Well anyway I think Strawberry milk is yummy.....

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:16pm
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    There's a magical milk carton on my bedside table. Oh lovely milk carton, how I yearn to put you against my chapped lips.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:54am
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    People are fucking up the original Soviet Russia jokes now

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:15pm
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    everytime i go to this one house all the guys try to get with me and talk to my brother about it . believe me its awkward . hahaha

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:28pm
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    Omglolwtfbbqkitten.

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:20pm
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    Milk has the magical ability to quench thirst and appease sexual desire when drunken from a nursing mother's teat. How I envy newborn babies.

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:18pm
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    What makes your milk carton so magical?

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:14pm
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    Dammit I thought I was first 

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:09pm
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    I have done the same thing and you always win with paper

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:14pm
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    AS IF THIS COULD EVER HAPPEN....

  • 22 31
    Submitted by kobrakidvengenz on Nov 23, 10 at 6:03pm
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    sounds like something my brother would do for me.

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