I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
More tranny stories later!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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