A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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You're a shitbag. If you're embarrassed to have people know you had sex with her? Don't have sex with her.
He has fully embraced his inner douche. He will transcend all of time and space, dicking people over for time unending.
@rsoxf: Nah, man. Believe me, I've had the same thought occur to me whenever I have that Pride/Curiosity conflict. Former pal's reply: "You're a dick."
Like a mouse screwing a grizzly bear...
Alright moby dick have a great time lol
All bow before the Lord of Douchebags! Pay homage lest you face the wrath of the mighty flat-brim.