I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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