There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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