What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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