what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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