I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
we should paint friendship bongs
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