all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He felt like a one man threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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