You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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