i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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