Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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