absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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