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  • 64 40
    Submitted by BDVille on Dec 12, 12 at 3:51pm

    If you have a vagina, you're not trying hard enough.

    • 22 29
      Submitted by plygtr85 on Dec 13, 12 at 5:38am

      even if OPs a guy....still not trying very hard

  • 53 44
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 12, 12 at 3:10pm

    Once again, put down the ice cream and watch elf on a treadmill, and the sex problem will solve itself

    • 17 23
      Submitted by popyelle on Dec 26, 12 at 8:51pm

      Because being overweight is the only reason people don't have sex..

  • 44 37
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 12, 12 at 3:21pm

    Eating the ice cream will not help.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 12, 12 at 5:09pm

    You could have just said you want the crazy cat lady starter kit for Christmas, instead of saying all that.

  • 39 34
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 12, 12 at 3:10pm

    Wait, are you me?

  • 28 36
    Submitted by NapoleonDynamite on Dec 12, 12 at 11:26pm

    Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

  • 32 44
    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 12, 12 at 2:45pm

    Sixty Nine

  • 22 25
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Feb 25, 13 at 10:08pm

    Lower your standards, lower your weight, or quit being a slut.

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Harly9 on Dec 12, 12 at 10:28pm

    Five years here. If you'd seen my options you'd understand.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by iso on Dec 12, 12 at 3:19pm

    No you aren't curvy or thick or even juicy you're fat