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  • If you have a vagina, you're not trying hard enough.

    Submitted by BDVille on Dec 12, 12 at 3:51pm
  • Once again, put down the ice cream and watch elf on a treadmill, and the sex problem will solve itself

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 12, 12 at 3:10pm
    • Because being overweight is the only reason people don't have sex..

      Submitted by popyelle on Dec 26, 12 at 8:51pm
  • You could have just said you want the crazy cat lady starter kit for Christmas, instead of saying all that.

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 12, 12 at 5:09pm
  • Eating the ice cream will not help.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 12, 12 at 3:21pm
  • Wait, are you me?

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 12, 12 at 3:10pm
  • Lower your standards, lower your weight, or quit being a slut.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Feb 25, 13 at 10:08pm
  • Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

    Submitted by NapoleonDynamite on Dec 12, 12 at 11:26pm
  • Sixty Nine

    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 12, 12 at 2:45pm
  • No you aren't curvy or thick or even juicy you're fat

    Submitted by iso on Dec 12, 12 at 3:19pm
  • Five years here. If you'd seen my options you'd understand.

    Submitted by Harly9 on Dec 12, 12 at 10:28pm