Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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If you have a vagina, you're not trying hard enough.
even if OPs a guy....still not trying very hard
Once again, put down the ice cream and watch elf on a treadmill, and the sex problem will solve itself
Because being overweight is the only reason people don't have sex..
You could have just said you want the crazy cat lady starter kit for Christmas, instead of saying all that.
Eating the ice cream will not help.
Wait, are you me?
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
Lower your standards, lower your weight, or quit being a slut.
Five years here. If you'd seen my options you'd understand.
No you aren't curvy or thick or even juicy you're fat