let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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