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  • please give that poor child away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:18pm
  • If you have to use slang for "pregnant" you should not be allowed to spawn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:36am
  • I agree 5:20's mom should have hit the A buttons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:54pm
  • i'm not even 10:41, but i'd like to say touche to 10:50. can i shake your hand? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:52am
  • Straight out of knocked up....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:12am
  • Way past your bed time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:25am
  • This just shows all guys want is sex..... ..................................................................... But on the other hand..... all i want is sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:48am
  • We don't have over-population because of births dick cheese. We have it because people are living longer then ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I think he's absolutely right. Bone on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:44am
  • Hey! He is right though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:06am
  • If you're on this site then I assume you're a young person which means that you can always get "prego" again. You need to get an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Seriously consider an abortion. That guy does not deserve to pass on his genes. You don't want him in your life forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:13am
  • 9:12 is a virgin. Pass it on. - obnoxious guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:16am
  • 8:31 jesus lovers don't adopt because a woman's only function is to pop out as many babies as possible, her only worth is as a womb with legs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:24pm
  • i hate it when girls say "prego", it makes them sound like big fat cum-dumpsters. use the fucking english language for fuck's sake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:09pm
  • I would say "abortion!!!!" but it's up to you, so good luck choosing. For the sake of society, I hope you go with abortion or at least put it up for adoption so it's not around his stupidity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:49pm
  • wtf is with these abortion people at the bottom? tell him to fuck off and keep the kid, duh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Women can get themselves pregnant 9:12? And this whole time i thought sperm was necessary.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Abortion is quite often the responsible choice. It may sound callous to bring up overpopulation, but it's an honest point. Maturity is another, which neither one of these people seem to have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:18pm
  • @9:20 He must really get around, I've had him too. XP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:55am
  • "a baby that had no say in the situation" - do you really think a baby wants to be born to either one of these idiots in the original text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Abort that lil brat! Then just stick to anal, best form of birthcontrol ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Aww stupid ppl shouldn't breed.. This is just unfortunate..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:27am
  • Lol. Please have a abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 5:20, you mom made the wrong choice...you sir are the poster child for why abortions should be legal and practiced. Have a nice day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:48pm
  • The fuck is wrong with you people, let's end yalls life instead of a baby that had no say in the situation. Extremley easy to say abortion especially since none of yall are fetuses any longer assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:25pm
  • he had a legit question but that's not how to ask...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:57pm
  • way to steal that line from "Knocked Up"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:40pm
  • What a bitch! She stops having sex with him because she's made of spaghetti sauce?

    Submitted by Orisit on Feb 27, 10 at 3:27am
  • OP: please learn how to spell. incorrect spelling really puts your intelligence in question. I wish the best of luck to you whatever your decision may be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:39am
  • well can u get more prego? im confused by this

    Submitted by gungho on Apr 11, 10 at 5:33pm
  • can one of the prolifers puhlease explain what the advantage is to giving birth to an unwanted pregnancy when you have no means of raising it and millions of kids are never ever adopted?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Prego is a type of sauce for chips!! :D

    Submitted by KushKing on Feb 23, 11 at 11:03pm
  • yeah, really! Except for the tiny life that you'll be extinguishing, but hey, you can't please all the people all the time, am I right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:07am
  • Hahaha I love that lingo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:49am
  • HE IS AN A-HOLE! DON'T HAVE A KID WITH HIM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:17am
  • Hooked on phonics fail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Thank you 7:20. So many jesus lovers out there cry adoption, and then NONE OF THEM ADOPT. Like other peoples gifts from god aren't good enough for them and their christ blessed family. I'M LOOKING AT YOU DUGGARS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:31pm
  • ^ Ironically enough I hear men use that term more then women. Also "preggers."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:21pm
  • surely it would mean cumming on/near a fetus. guy obviously hadnt considered that issue. or he just didnt consider it an issue ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:47pm
  • 9:12 (2) you need to be slapped then kicked in the nutts hard enough to where you can't reproduce, that way you cant pass on your retarded knowledge on to your offspring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:24am
  • 3:47 are you an idiot? The penis can't come in contact with the baby because once pregnant the clitoris becomes like a rubbery ball and prevents it. Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 2:16pm
  • the guys might be an a-hole but the OP is a dumb cunt. She didn't use any protetction or birth control and now is pregnant. Stupid fucking cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:52pm
  • That guy should be sterilized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:45pm
  • anal, a position made by the gods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:36pm
  • fuck you 3:25. my mother CHOSE to have me and i'm grateful she waited until marriage with a steady career so she could raise me properly. why should the baby get a say? we have too many babies as it is. overpopulation is a huge threat to humanity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:20pm
  • 11:09 don't be silly. Women ARE big fat cum-dumpsters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:37am
  • Hah. If you're still saying 'a-hole' you shouldn't have sex in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:24pm
  • 9:12 is a dead beat Dad! She dnt knock herself up you stupid fuck Forced sterilization is an awesome idea let's start with this dumb sumbitch! Your mother should have aborted you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:22am
  • ...sounds logical to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:20am
  • when you said prego at first i thought you were talking about that really addicting video game with all the fish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:27am
  • Bitch should taken it up the ass hole, now she's having a kid with an ass hole. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:54pm
  • You gotta hand it to the guy, no harm in trying!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:09pm
  • @ OP, that's what you get for sleeping with douchebags in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:03pm
  • dude, if you didn't want to be pregnant, then you got pregnant, that is the best. yeah, the whole end result sucks, but you get to have sex without a condom for 9 months (i'm speaking strictly in a monogamous relationship setting). and not having to worry about getting pregnant makes the sex great! for that matter, if you're planning on an abortion, i'd wait til the last minute and do your guy without a condom until then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:39am
  • that wud be the first out of my mouth b4 i go paranoid. :B

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:56am
  • 9:11 condoms aren't 100% effective

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:45am
  • Who said ANYTHING about abortion... this chick was just simpley saying this guy is a douche...what is wrong with all of you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:08am
  • I was an aborting...that's not funny -quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:07am
  • I slept with that same guy. Still a creep after all these years!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:20am
  • faek..if he wants to do it without a condon "now", how did he get the OP pregnant? Either this is fake or the OP has been sleeping around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:11am
  • Let him do you without a condom then get an abortion! It's a win win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:06am
  • @9:36 my wife is pregnant with our second child, and we say prego all the time. If that seriously bothers you, you must live a very annoyed life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:39am
  • forced sterilization --- of the whore who gets herself pregnant and then tries to make it the guy's problem. She doesn't have to have the baby. If she decides to have the baby it is HER responsibility and NOT his

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:12am