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  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:54pm

    I agree 5:20's mom should have hit the A buttons

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:36am

    If you have to use slang for "pregnant" you should not be allowed to spawn.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:25am

    Way past your bed time.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:51pm

    We don't have over-population because of births dick cheese. We have it because people are living longer then ever.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:18pm

    please give that poor child away

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:52am

    i'm not even 10:41, but i'd like to say touche to 10:50. can i shake your hand? lol

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:16am

    9:12 is a virgin. Pass it on. - obnoxious guy

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:12am

    Straight out of knocked up....

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:44am

    I think he's absolutely right. Bone on!

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:19pm

    Women can get themselves pregnant 9:12? And this whole time i thought sperm was necessary.........

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:13am

    Seriously consider an abortion. That guy does not deserve to pass on his genes. You don't want him in your life forever.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:09pm

    i hate it when girls say "prego", it makes them sound like big fat cum-dumpsters. use the fucking english language for fuck's sake.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Orisit on Feb 27, 10 at 3:27am

    What a bitch! She stops having sex with him because she's made of spaghetti sauce?

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:18pm

    Abortion is quite often the responsible choice. It may sound callous to bring up overpopulation, but it's an honest point. Maturity is another, which neither one of these people seem to have.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:55am

    @9:20 He must really get around, I've had him too. XP

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:45pm

    That guy should be sterilized.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:25pm

    The fuck is wrong with you people, let's end yalls life instead of a baby that had no say in the situation. Extremley easy to say abortion especially since none of yall are fetuses any longer assholes

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:20pm

    can one of the prolifers puhlease explain what the advantage is to giving birth to an unwanted pregnancy when you have no means of raising it and millions of kids are never ever adopted?

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:48am

    This just shows all guys want is sex..... ..................................................................... But on the other hand..... all i want is sex!

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:00pm

    If you're on this site then I assume you're a young person which means that you can always get "prego" again. You need to get an abortion.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by KushKing on Feb 23, 11 at 11:03pm

    Prego is a type of sauce for chips!! :D

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:40pm

    way to steal that line from "Knocked Up"

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:24pm

    8:31 jesus lovers don't adopt because a woman's only function is to pop out as many babies as possible, her only worth is as a womb with legs.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:23pm

    wtf is with these abortion people at the bottom? tell him to fuck off and keep the kid, duh!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by gungho on Apr 11, 10 at 5:33pm

    well can u get more prego? im confused by this

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:39pm

    Lol. Please have a abortion.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:20pm

    fuck you 3:25. my mother CHOSE to have me and i'm grateful she waited until marriage with a steady career so she could raise me properly. why should the baby get a say? we have too many babies as it is. overpopulation is a huge threat to humanity.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:31pm

    Thank you 7:20. So many jesus lovers out there cry adoption, and then NONE OF THEM ADOPT. Like other peoples gifts from god aren't good enough for them and their christ blessed family. I'M LOOKING AT YOU DUGGARS.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:49pm

    I would say "abortion!!!!" but it's up to you, so good luck choosing. For the sake of society, I hope you go with abortion or at least put it up for adoption so it's not around his stupidity.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:06am

    Hey! He is right though!

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:27am

    Aww stupid ppl shouldn't breed.. This is just unfortunate..

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:40pm

    Abort that lil brat! Then just stick to anal, best form of birthcontrol ever

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:37am

    11:09 don't be silly. Women ARE big fat cum-dumpsters

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:10pm

    "a baby that had no say in the situation" - do you really think a baby wants to be born to either one of these idiots in the original text?

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 2:16pm

    3:47 are you an idiot? The penis can't come in contact with the baby because once pregnant the clitoris becomes like a rubbery ball and prevents it. Dumbass

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:48pm

    Hooked on phonics fail!

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:07am

    yeah, really! Except for the tiny life that you'll be extinguishing, but hey, you can't please all the people all the time, am I right?

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:49am

    Hahaha I love that lingo

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:17am

    HE IS AN A-HOLE! DON'T HAVE A KID WITH HIM!

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:20am

    ...sounds logical to me...

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:39am

    OP: please learn how to spell. incorrect spelling really puts your intelligence in question. I wish the best of luck to you whatever your decision may be.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:48pm

    5:20, you mom made the wrong choice...you sir are the poster child for why abortions should be legal and practiced. Have a nice day

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:57pm

    he had a legit question but that's not how to ask...

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:24am

    9:12 (2) you need to be slapped then kicked in the nutts hard enough to where you can't reproduce, that way you cant pass on your retarded knowledge on to your offspring

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:08am

    Who said ANYTHING about abortion... this chick was just simpley saying this guy is a douche...what is wrong with all of you?

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:22am

    9:12 is a dead beat Dad! She dnt knock herself up you stupid fuck Forced sterilization is an awesome idea let's start with this dumb sumbitch! Your mother should have aborted you!

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:27am

    when you said prego at first i thought you were talking about that really addicting video game with all the fish.

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:21pm

    ^ Ironically enough I hear men use that term more then women. Also "preggers."

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:47pm

    surely it would mean cumming on/near a fetus. guy obviously hadnt considered that issue. or he just didnt consider it an issue ;)

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:24pm

    Hah. If you're still saying 'a-hole' you shouldn't have sex in the first place.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:39am

    dude, if you didn't want to be pregnant, then you got pregnant, that is the best. yeah, the whole end result sucks, but you get to have sex without a condom for 9 months (i'm speaking strictly in a monogamous relationship setting). and not having to worry about getting pregnant makes the sex great! for that matter, if you're planning on an abortion, i'd wait til the last minute and do your guy without a condom until then.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:20am

    I slept with that same guy. Still a creep after all these years!

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:52pm

    the guys might be an a-hole but the OP is a dumb cunt. She didn't use any protetction or birth control and now is pregnant. Stupid fucking cunt

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:54pm

    Bitch should taken it up the ass hole, now she's having a kid with an ass hole. Lol

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:09pm

    You gotta hand it to the guy, no harm in trying!

  • 32 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:36pm

    anal, a position made by the gods

  • 40 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:56am

    that wud be the first out of my mouth b4 i go paranoid. :B

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:03pm

    @ OP, that's what you get for sleeping with douchebags in the first place.

  • 30 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:07am

    I was an aborting...that's not funny -quiet guy in the corner

  • 25 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:45am

    9:11 condoms aren't 100% effective

  • 35 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:11am

    faek..if he wants to do it without a condon "now", how did he get the OP pregnant? Either this is fake or the OP has been sleeping around

  • 27 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:06am

    Let him do you without a condom then get an abortion! It's a win win!

  • 28 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:39am

    @9:36 my wife is pregnant with our second child, and we say prego all the time. If that seriously bothers you, you must live a very annoyed life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:12am

    forced sterilization --- of the whore who gets herself pregnant and then tries to make it the guy's problem. She doesn't have to have the baby. If she decides to have the baby it is HER responsibility and NOT his