Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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