Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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