8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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