The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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It's never too soon for a good joke.
Why are you people arguing over this website................................................
You're a sick sick person
all of you people are fucked up & need to learn how to respect people who have just died.
everyone who laughs at this deserves to burn in hell.
You know, I think it's funny how everyone made fun of him before he died, and it was okay... but now that he's dead if you do you're an asshole. I don't think that just because someone dies they automatically deserve respect. And he can't see it anyway so why not? lol.
Mj ruined my birthday forever on 10.28 his movie this is it came out and the only reason I know this is because my mj crazy friend had it on her fuckin facebook and I yell at her to this day
I'm just saying this right now: if you like MJ or are sickened by this joke YOU ARE A CHILD MOLESTER
You're an asshole. They just died. Go rot in hell and show some respect.
"show some respect to someone who has single handedly changed the world in many different ways and touched the hearts of millions!"
He touched much more than their hearts.
i'm also sick of people - regardless of his personal tribulations - not recognizing his contributions to music and popular culture. his impact is a lot more than just some catchy songs.
yea i got this chain txt 4 times lol
You know that he's burning in hell right now getting everything he deserves for all of the perverted things he did and for being a pedophile. Seriously...
You destroyed him while he was alive, at least honor his death.
it is never too soon to make fun of a child molesting freak of a man with an identity issue...he has been technically dead since the early 90s and all self respecting people did their mourning than. if you are bent out of shape about his death or trying to defend his "honor" than you are in fact the problem with the country and should kill yourself...show farah fawcet some respect though shes good people
MJ isn't just a normal person. he's the fucking king of pop. that's royalty. RESPECT IT.
I got this.. And died a little on the inside as well.
"But the EXPERTS decided not guilty, an they probably had a hell of a lot more insight then all of us."
The experts meaning guys like green portraits of Franklin? He settled out of court.
If you're trying to mourn go mourn. Worse things get said on this site every day.
to those who praise this.... ur all fucked, the kid that MJ 'molested' came clean sed he MJ didnt and he only sed it coz he was poor... u sick fucks and yes its too fucking soon, isnt this site meant to have txt msgs from the nyt before? not poorly made jokes attacking the dead? i was pissing myself laughing at all the fucked up ive been reading till this...
He deserved what he got. There should be no respect whatsoever for any child molester.
Of course I heard of it. He is a FUCKING PEDOPHILE.
Don't believe everything the media tells you :)
Those people suing him were just in it for the money and fame.
although I don't agree with things he did - he did have good music.
I agree with the first 7:57 though
Too soon? Too soon? You people are ridiculous. I wouldnt make jokes about a random person that died, UNLESS that person was a child molester. Acquitted? Yeah after several multi-million dollar payoffs. Grow up people. 31 troops died this month. Mourn them and not the Queen of Plastic Surgery
"IF he was INNOCENT why did he SETTLE the LAWSUIT?"
I'll tell you, there is NO AMOUNT OF MONEY that will EVER buy my son's innocence. The fact that the family settled out of court speaks volumes to me.
That is funny. I feel guilty for laughing tho...
2:15, those hundreds of people didn't affect the lives of millions, or have 13 number 1 hits.
I admit, i laughed, but give someone a month before tearing them down again. Death and dying isn't easy on anyone.... even 'bad people'
oh get over it you guys.
shit i wish he molested me then paid me off!
I'm sure if you lived under public scrutinity for 40 years and with an abusive father you would turn out to be a perfect angel. No one's perfect and we just lost not one of but the most talented pop artist or maybe artist of all time. There will never be another Michael Jackson who gives us music like he did. I doubt you'll ever have 13 number 1 singles.
1149, no one actually cares about mj, they just liked (or loved) his music. the only people that actually cared about him knew him. did you know him? prob not.
yet a pedophile is able to be praised?????????
That's just really uncalled for. Who the fuck cares about children. Michael was, and still is, one of the greatest artists ever. I would be honored to be molested by him. Jokes like these are just really unnecessary.
I laughed. See you in hell!
HA! I get it because michael jackson raped little boys!!
Michael Jackson's music sucked. Death canonizes even the wicked. The only thing that makes his death sad is the fact that it wasn't at the hands of one of the kids that he "allegedly" touched.
I think it's hilarious.
Never too soon to make fun of a CHILD MOLESTER!
haha. i dont understand how you ppl respect a child molester.
thank god hes finally dead.
lol thats a good one
i dont speak evil but michael was a legend...what have u done with ur life? have respect for the dead....and get a life posting chain texts...douche
"no one laments them like they did for this sick bastard."
probably because most peopple dont win every grammy they are nominated for.
the majority of you need to grow up. you dont have to like him you can hate him for all i care but theres really no need to be like "hope he rots in hell" etcetc. thats great why dont you keep it to yourself a lot of people were fans regardless of whatever.
Michael Jackson was going to be cremated but there was too much plastic so they melted it and turned it into Legos so he could still get touched by little boys.
All those saying that he didn't do it, how do u know he didn't? IF he was INNOCENT why did he SETTLE the LAWSUIT? Going through a trial as a child brings a lot of stress upon the whole family.
dirty child molester bought the not guilty verdict, you know its true!
And people who wish other peoples children to be molested are even sicker.. 10:34 is disgusting..
He was never a pedofile, you idiots.
how do you people who are calling him a child molester feel now that the first kid who accused him of molesting him JUST CAME OUT & SAID HE WAS LYING????
bet you feel really STUPID.
wow im pretty much done with the site...idk how this text made it on the website when its not even funny the owners of the website should show more respect to MJ an icon of our generation; may he rest in peace.
he was not a pedophile.
"People who grieve for MJ are sick freaks"
haha 10:34 i agree.
why are you people defending MJ, i understand that his music has touched many people.
but so have his fingers.
hahaha, see now, its a shame that he passed away at such a young age, but i do believe that he did some poor deeds to children, but i dont believe he could deserve death from it
I am sure that when his kids grow up, they will realize how much of a perv their father really was and will be disgusted also.
The man/boy has looked like a corpse for the last ten years. He sang, he danced, he grabbed his crotch, he lit his hair on fire. Woop dee doo.
That's pretty screwed up.
Hahaha that's terrible
Everyone needs to chill about it seriously. It's a goddamn joke, lighten the fuck up or just ignore it.
>_> i heard that yesterday and many more
wow. you're an asshole... he wasn't even found guilty of it. as far as you know, it could all be bs. and for everyone saying "he deserved to die" since when do you get to decide who deserves to live or die?
Well.. the friend who came up with that joke will be proud to know its on this website!
too soon, but i still laughed.
rip mj, ff, & eh.
hahahaha holy shit nice timing 11:40... I'm sure it's not too late now.
no he deserves far, far worse...
YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES THAT ARE CRUEL TO MAKE FUN OF THE DEAD AND DISRESPECTFUL...GROW UP.....I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID SITE.....ALL IT IS, IS A BUNCH OF TEXTS THAT ARE MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO....I WOULD READ THEM TO GET A GOOD LAUGH AT YOU LOSERS.....DONE, IME TO MOVE ON TO A BETTER SITE
Funniest joke EVER!!
mj was obviously innocent. no dna evidence, nothing. hell, if i needed a get rich quick scheme, claiming that a multi-millionaire touched my child would seem like a great idea to me to get money.
For everyone that says "It would be different if it was your relative or friend" Well I happen to be related to a child molester and I hope somebody shoots him. I've seen what molestation does to children, it's not pretty. Making hit songs doesn't make it ok.
and @ 7:59... are you being sarcastic? I can't tell by your writing. Who believes OJ or Kobe was innocent?
R.I.P MICHAEL JACKSON AND FARAH FAWCETT!!!! MAY THEIR SOULS REST IN PEACE!!
ughh i can not standdddddd these ignorant MUTHAFUCKERSSS!!!!!!!
if people are going to argue they should learn how to spell
OMGG!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVVVERRR READ!! Who ever siad this person was horrible ovbbs has NO SENCE OF HUMOUR cause this is FUCKINGG FUNNY ASS SHITT!! DUDUE YOU RULLLEE!!!
I hope this chain text makes all of you child molester sympathizers cry
it's true, so it's not too soon or screwed up.
don't let his "legend" blur his past of pedophilia.
I can not believe you would fucking post this! Do you not have any respect for people? Have fun in hell you mother fucking bastard.
you guys are being assholes, love him or hate him, he JUST died, show a little respect, i hope people laugh at your deaths as well you assholes.
How did he change the world? All he ever did was make annoying shitty music, turn into a white woman, and molest kids. WOW, what a great man!!! LMAO!!!!!
How is it that THIS text got posted, which is incredibly too soon, but I have had some pretty good classic texts, that have never been posted.
Shame on whoever runs this site.
hahahahahaha this cracked me up ;p
Why the FUCK would I have ANY respect for a talentless washed up celebrity whose favorite past time was sucking little boy's cocks who died of a heart attack most likely brought on by a drug overdose??? Seriously!!! You're all pathetic for thinking he deserves any respect. You wouldn't give a fuck if he wasn't rich and famous. You'd be an asshole right with everyone else if it was your neighbor or children's friend's father.
Sickos in this world -just plain Sickos--I hope that all You Sickos Lose everything you LOVE in the most horrendous ways --real slow. MJ is more respected and honored than you lowlife people who crack sick jokes about a human being who has died and a family and fans who have to deal with that pain.
Hard to convict someone when they leave the country to avoid it.
And it's never too early for such a joke. I laughed, my friends laughed...most people I know laughed. Regardless of whether they were fans of his or not. I like his older music not the newer stuff. I really don't think it's that bad...unless you have no sense of humour...then it could be really bad.
This shit pisses me off. Everybody are haters. Half the music you listen to today wouldn't be around if it wasn't for him. He did so much for this world but people only want to look at the negatives. That's whats so corrupt with this world today because people just love to put others down. Regardless of his talents and drama, this is a life we just lost and this is the kind of respect you give him. What kind of respect would you want when your gone? Hopefully not the one you have pursued
it's a bit harsh but awesome. give it some time and it'll be a hell of a lot funnier
if you don't know the fucker don't get upset.... this is fucking hilarious. and the news practically made fun of him my showing a montage of him playing with little kids. that's called subliminal pownage.
I watched the mj trials, did a little back ground research and I thought he may have sen guilty. But the EXPERTS decided not guilty, an they probably had a hell of a lot more insight then all of us. Yesterday, a mother lost her son, a brother his sibiling and fans lost one of the greatest pop icons of all time. So maybe some people should give some time and space to those trying to mourn.
There is no proof. Shut the fuck up.
that is just plain fucked up and you should kill yourself if you found that humorous
I'm pretty sure she died after him didnt she?
you, sir, are a horrible person.
agrees w/ 8:25PM and 9:15PM
ok i understand that its a joke, & i giggled but for the people saying he deserved it, they are ignorant pieces of shit who might need a hug in their life.
Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual, actual
They say he's homosexual
~ Michael Jackson; Tabloid Junkie (HIStory - Past, Present and Future - 1995)
That is all.
I doubt any of his family and friends are going to be on this site jackass. And I bet they realize that public opinion of him isn't all kittens and rainbows anyway. Fuck that sick fuck and his family. That's my opinion and we're in the USA, so I get to express it. Don't like it? Eat a dick.
I <3 how people talk about shit and don't even look kno what they're talking about. Michael only "paid off" 1 of those cases. The others went to trial and he was innocent. Why would he pay off one if he wad innocent? Why the fyck am I paying a lawyer millions an hour if I can settle the case now for a less amount in right now? Seriously grow the fuck up Michael Jackson did more for the human race than almost anyone and u don't even kno about it. Have some respect
He was not proven innocent...he bought his fucking innocence....
Seriously? Someone's an asshole for forwarding this text? How about MJ is an asshole for being a child molester.
Would you let MJ watch your little kids for a week at his ranch? I didnt think so,... All of you defending this SICK SICK man make me want to puke. You have all lived a very sheltered life. "ohhh but he made such good music" SO do inmate bands at supermax. let them play with your boy.
there is no excuse for what he may or may not have done, but there is no excuse for being an ass either he just died, what if that was your relative ...i dont care what any of you talentless jerks have to say ask anyone to name an mj song and they can do it, he has fans in every generation that is living you try and do that
were u also at RHPS cuz thats where i heard that joke
you all do realize that there was only one case where michael "paid off" his "victim" and that the most recent trial was actually a trial. he was never convicted and cleared of all charges. remember the lady with the damn doves?
Child molestor? acquitted?
Never went to court so how could he be acquitted? god there are some ignorant people here.
Prove to me or anyone else that he molested a child.
Chain text ...These are SUPPOSED to be originals , I thought ...
there are some things that are never too soon.
i have a list of jokes waiting for when oj dies.
All schools in the nation should have a class devoted entirely to the difference between "your" and "you're".
It is NEVER too soon. Greatest text ever.
I've heard so many jokes about MJ and it's only been a day since he died. Already sick of them, not funny, move on to something else.
Seriously, folks. The last kid that accused OJ was part of a family that previously brought the same allegations against Jay Leno and some others. They were just looking for money. The first kid didn't have a real case against him. He wasn't a pedophile. The real sickos were the money-grubbing lying parents.
yay the child molester is dead.
who gives a shit
1. MJ was never convicted
2. You don't have to mourn his death, but don't bash those who are...no one is going to change their minds
3. Even if you think he was a child molestor at least show respect to his family/friends who are grieving; you're acting like pricks
by far, one of the most immature things i have heard in a long time. have some respect for the dead, and then GROW UP
Everyone just relax.
Its not only true, but this is hilarious.
MJ was fucked in the head and no one should care that he died, let alone defend him.
i for one am mourning him, & he probably wil burn in hell, but he doesn't deserve the shit these people are letting pour from their mouths.
he had birth marks on his junk and the kid described them
Thats fucked up man. Chain text for not.
the world is better off without him. the only reason he wasnt convicted was because the families charging him settled,so essentially he paid them off.
four counts of molesting a minor, four counts of intoxicating a minor, one count of abduction, and one count of conspiring to hold a boy and his family captive
sounds like real nice guy. he doesnt deserve anyone's respect
in 6 months this will be hillarious! but i agree its too soon!
The people that accused him of molestation just wanted his MONEY, they saw any easy way out with someone whose looks had deteriorated over the years...greedy people are ruining the world. He was a poor, tortured soul that is hopefully in peace and will be remembered for his iconic status.
I hope when I die, I get documentaries about me and my life for 4 days.
he went to court. you are the ignorant one, 843.
anyone one who molests children deserves scruitany. I wouldn't wish death on him but still.....
it's annoying how...before the man dies everyone thinks he's a giant perv (except the select few that respect him as an artist) and now that he's dead everyone worships the ground he walked on....that's like reverse backstabbing or soemthing??? no matter what....it's ridiculous. this text is funny probably because it's partially true.
2:00 are you kidding me?
have you been living under a rock for the past 35 years?
have you not heard of Thriller? ever?
So it's ok to say shit about people while they're alive and something said to the wrong person can fuck up their chances of a promotion or follow them for the rest of their lives, but you can't speak bad about people after their dead cuz that's disrespectful?!?!?!
Get off your high fucking horses people!
i got this text like 50 times.
show some respect, assholes.
10:34 thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard..
you're an idiot.
show some respect for the man. you don't have to like him as a person, you don't have to like his music, just show some respect for the man and also for the impact he's had on the world of music, and the horrible effect this will have on his family and people close to him
ok even if he's not a pedophile (which i believe he is) he still held blanket out of a fucking window when he was a baby... but i guess that's ok too huh?
L M F A O HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH FUCKING WIN.
Um, experts did not find him not guilty. Experts???
this is amazing.
i'll always remember him as a creepy child molester.
that is such a terrible thing to say. i can't believe someone would be that mean
fuck your "influences" you cocksuckerz. lie in the bed you make.
Michael jackson died in 1984.
Children around the world rejoice.
Does anyone realize this is texts from last night?.... Under the headline is says "... that text you shouldn't have sent last night..."
So maybe that's it. The guy who posted this maybe thought " damn I shouldn't have sent that last night" and that's why it's on here.
this is fucking ridiculous. you are all assholes.
He didn't fucking molest anyone. Fuck you.
MJ died on my birthday... Best present ever...
You're a fucking douche bag.
Fucking stupid joke. Anyone who actually thinks that shit was true is equally as stupid. And by the way, who didn't hear this joke? I thought this site was about originality. How the fuck did this one get on here?
Fuck you, fuckers. Was he EVER convicted of anything? No. Who the fuck are you to judge? When daddy stops paying your fuckin' credit card bill, only THEN are you allowed to form your own opinions. The quote above me is right on. RIP, Mike. Thank you for what you did for all of us. You will be missed.
Jackson is being judged now. Whether he did it or not (I think he is a scumbag @sshole that did it), he had too much money and too many moronic fans that let him walk on water. god is going to send him where he deserves to be.
these jokes aren't funny. your kids aren't any safer. fail.
10:34 YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE......AND WHO EVER THINKS THIS IS FUNNY YOU ARE ALSO ASSHOLES.....YOU CAN TELL HOW OLD YOU ALL ARE LIL ASSHOLES AND BITCHES....
I laughed out loud, but felt guilty about it
No such thing as too soon with a fucking CHILD MOLESTER.
1:48, they have experts in a court room, in case you didn't know.
this is 11:26
you ass holes can't even prove that he touched ANYONE. so fuck off.
have some respect for the King of Pop.
he was a musical fucking LEGEND before he allegedly touched kids.
eat some dick.
you're a dick and obviously have no respect for two legendary people.
Lol, I saw this on /b/ yesterday.
allegedly...he was never convicted of anything.
One of the little kids described what his junk looked like, innocent NO just enough money for the parents to drop the case. There is a special place in hell for him, hopefully held someones bitch!!
It's almost as funny as when Christopher Reeve and Rodney Dangerfield died in the same week:
As Rodney is riding the escalator to heaven he looks down and sees Christopher Reeve all suited out in his Superman cape.....
"That Superman, he's gets no respect!"
Yes, I'm going to hell.
On a hoverround.
At no faster than 10 miles an hour.
With the back up siren stuck on.
Look, y'all finally got OJ...be happy, give us Michael Jackson so we can show him some respect, and shut the fuck up
Yes, I feel bad that Michael Jackson died, but the constant reports on the news about it is ridiculous. They found something to use to avoid the other things going on in the world... Iran is one of them, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea and the list goes on.
i got it to
i laugh at all of you saying he was not a pedophile, but in essence you probly right cuz he really thought he was a kid so yea
Oh boo hoo...someone told a bad joke. Let's all bitch about how much we loved MJ and that it's so wrong to crack jokes about someone that's died. Fucking hypocrites. I'm guessing few of you that are jumping to MJ's defense even listened to his music until he died. Get over it. The jokes were being made long before he died.
Yeah, he was a child molester, but it doesn't change the fact that it's retarded.
respect for child molesters? ummmm no!
you all should be very fucking ashamed of yourselves he was a human being you know, have some fucking respect people!!! take this shit the fuck down!!!!!
He's also something like $400 million in debt. Much of that going to pay of lawsuits outside of court. Never convicted, but broke as shit.
People who grieve for MJ are sick freaks
this is how he can be innocent AND settle the lawsuit...
"your dad sent you over here twice. the first time you were cool. the second time you wanted me to get out alcohol. your dad put you up to this didn't he. here is 23mill so you and your family can SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
I don't care what kind of music he made, he's a pedophile and is burning in hell
LMAO This is the funniest thing I have heard so far.
Whether or not MJ got what he deserved (I personally love MJ), this is a forward. I got this thing from four different people this morning. Thus, it's extremely lame.
Ding Dong the pedophiles dead!
He was guilty... he was only found "not guilty" because he was rich and was able to pay to get his way. He will burn in hell and deserves not respect whatsoever. He is a disgrace. There are SOOOOO many other musical legends within musical history, past and present. Just because he was the "king of pop" does NOT mean he lives up to the the level where REAL musical legends are.
Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into legos so children can play with him for a change
ur a fucking douchebag!
MJ is worthless. If he didn't actually do anything to those kids whos parents brought cases against him, why did he pay them millions to drop the cases? If he truly did nothing he would've taken it to court and won. He wouldn't drop millions in hush money you fucking blind, ignorant fucks. Besides, he's just another dead guy, I couldn't care less.
michaels music= good.
blowing and molesting kids= bad.
who cares, life goes on.
I was hoping for a little buffer zone before people started diving into those jokes again.
Thankfully our legal system is based on innocent before proven guilty, but it's unfortunate that it's opposite in the eyes of the public.
That's fucking sick and this site is sick for posting it.
way too fucking soon.
whoever posted this is an ass.
penises aren't hard to describe... retard.
It's spelled Paedophile you ignorant illiterate assholes. People like this need to DIAF.
It's been 22.3 years, you guys! AIDS is finally funny!
one less creeper in the world.......
respect those who have passed.
regardless of one's past, they were alive once. they had people who cared about them.
Leave micheal the fuck alone
Fuck this michael didn't do it. He was a child at heart and didn't understand. Show some repect for someone who died cockbag.
whomever wrote that is an asshole and you are an even bigger asshole for posting it on this website
Brilliant! kudos to whoever really thought it up.
People die everyday, it's part of life. Sure it's not easy, but you don't know the douche so why would you all get so butt hurt.
The only reason he made sure those kids werent his own was so he could molest them. his sons are his only way of getting laid. im glad hes dead, now Prince l and ll can live happily fuck.
Most definitely distasteful and uncalled for.
SHUT THE SUCK UP. i hope God grants my wish and gives whoever wrote this shit elephantitis.
ur a fuckwit bastard
i'm so sick of getting texts like this.
bahaha! this is some funny shit! yeah he was an amazing artist that created a legend..but still u gotta admit that's funny!
And sick of nothing else being on in the news--I am pretty sure the rest of the world has continued to go on.... MJ...weather...MJ...weather...MJ...weather...
Wow... show some fucking respect ya fuck!
have some respect for the dead, douchebags
Waaay too soon. You're an insult to the whole music industry.
that's messed up MJ is an icon and a legend and the industry will never be the same without him
Everyone who defends MJ: I seriously seriously HOPE your children are molested someday. Then you can befriend the guy who fucked your 5 yr old!!! Weeee!!!
That's not funny at all. You're a horrible person, how do you live with yourself?
This is hilarious but also mean:)
this is pretty FUCKED UP...not only is it too soon but to use Farrah Fawcett's name in it also???
WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN...EVERY THING YOU SEE ON TV IS NOT REAL...EVERYTHING YOU READ IN MAGAZINES IN NOT REAL!!! GEEZE..GET A FUCKING CLUE
I just don't understand how everyone automatically assumes he was guilty just because he was weird. Yeah, he was weird...really weird. You think there aren't people out there that would jump at the opportunity to make money off of someone like him by telling a few lies? Goddamn.
This "trying to be hardcore and joking about MJ's/Farrah's deaths" is so lame. Especially this chain text...4chan would be ashamed. They're the pros
Oh my God HE'S DEAD. Shut the fuck up.
he was a horrible person and a drug addict, just because he made good music doesn't make him some type of fucking fantastic person, he wasn't ghandi or mother Theresa in fact he was the oppasite, he prayed on weak children by enticing them, have you ever seen never land ranch it was like an amusement park. you people need to grow up and and realize that hundreds of people die every day and no one laments them like they did for this sick bastard.
repost... college humor had it already
When some one dies it is nice to look at what they have achieved in their life and how they gave back to the world, NOT condemn them for having a troubled past. KARMA is a bitch my friend.. I wonder what will be said of you when you're dead?
this whole michael jackson/farrah fawcett thing is so stupid. they are two people who died. who cares people die everyday and yes it's sad but would everybody be freaking out if it was just another person. no. just becuase they're celebrities, they get special treatment. it's stupid.
You guys are fucking ridiculous. I'm sure that if it was you, or your children that had gotten molested you'd kill the fucker yourself. Just because he was famous doesn't mean jack shit. Grow up and quit feeling sorry for someone who deserved what they got. Not too soon, I laughed my ass off.
Lame this was a chain text... My eleven year old little sister got it and thought it was hilarious........ Shit's weak
very distasteful, take this down.
fuck michael jackson and fuck all you dumbasses
this text gets 9 thumbs up
CHICKA BEE DA! HEE HEEEEEE!
his finest moment was in south park
OMG< i literally laughed out loud!!!!
even if he did do it, tht still wssnt cool
You sir are a fucking asshole. I can't believe you'd post this when probably like more Han half the nation is mourning over his death. Yeah I get that he might have been a pedophile, but he DIED for gods sake. Show some respect, or I hope someone writes a something like that shit when YOU die.
Way too soon. MJ was a respectable guy.
Did ya'll know you're gonna die before you know it, too?
Listen up bastard first off hes not a pedophile and secondly its seriously wrong to tlk about a dead person like that...wait till someone disses you like that one day
he never got convicted because he payed off everyone who was against him...
I am not even an mj fan, but in anyones death, and weither he did or did not do it, even if you have no respect for the person that died, you could at least have respect for family and friends that lost a loved one. After he died, why are people debating what he may or may not have done? Focus on the facts: he knew how to draw crowds and he sold millions of albums. I am not mourning his death, by how about you let people that are do it with some peace and quiet. Thanks
lol that was pretty funny!
what a fuckin ass hole...i hope someone takes somebody you really care about away, so you can know how the fuck it feels
1:03 contribute something to the world and maybe they will.
Funny...except not at all.
yea... too soon. have some respect for someone who died
this is disgusting
whether you liked MJ or not it's just too soon to be so disrespectful and insensitive
it is too soon. even though MJ did some awful things in his life he is dead now. you guys really should show some respect for people who have recently passed on, it's not doing anyone good by joking about mistakes they made. especially the day after he died.
really? last i heard he was innocent...show some respect to someone who has single handedly changed the world in many different ways and touched the hearts of millions!
Being as that you self-righteous ones feel he is burning in hell because he's SOOO guilty...check the Bible. It says that no sin outweighs another. Everyone sins, so I guess it's your turn to burn next.
that's fucking disgusting. enjoy your karma.
This is too soon. And how the hell are we supposed to be 100% sure he did anything bad? To be honest I really don't know. He passed away, it's sad. He had a LOT of issues (total understatement) but you can't deny he was incredibly talented and loved.
This isnt even half way funny...This shyt disgusts me...Yu sick fuck
HAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA im glad that molester is dead
Wow. You're an asshole.
No kidding. I'm sure to some people it is very tragic that he died, but I am sure all the people making jokes didn't care about him when he was alive, so why do they all of a sudden care now that he's dead?
Wow everyone chill! It's just a joke
not at all too soon you guys are just idiots
as Katt Williams said... if people say you have been smokin crack for 20 years, your a crack head... if people say you been touchin little boys for 20 years, your a sick freak...
who cares what he sang, he was an attention whore freak for the last 15 years, if you have a sex doll in a boy scout uniform in your closet, your probably fuckin it...
I love Michael Jackson! Shut the fuck up
elvis could be considered a pedophile seeing as he met pricilla when she was what, 13?
yet people still praise him.
what's the difference exactly?
HAH! Like Farrah Fawcet cares about children!
i agree with anonymous
this is terrible...i lol'd...
He did not molest children, it was the parents of children who were after his money.
excuse me, but before you call him a pedophile, consider the fact that he was never convicted of anything. he was an amazing performer and artist with a great sense for music and i think it's ridiculous how rude people are being. he died. have some respect instead of calling him a child molester.
he didn't ask to be watched under a microscope for his entire life you fucking idiot.
god why do some many ppl insist on calling him a child molester and that its ok to make fun of his death? he was never convicted so ppl need to back the fuck off. just think...would you want ppl making jokes about your death? i didnt think so
this is fucked up. show respect. it wasnt proved he did anything. people like you are why he was so messed up with his medicine. this is just awful
This is sick and distasteful. Have some respect for the dead people. And it was never proven that he actually molested children, most of those kids' families obviously wanted money. MJ contributed a lot to our culture and that's what matters. He was a legend and will be missed.
"I would be honored to be molested by him..." You dimwitted piece of shit. I would love to get someone to molest you with a broom in your ass and a bullet to your head. Not me, because I would never touch you, but some sick fuck out there would maybe be willing to.
He was found not guilty (but also not innocent) so please allow him some peace.
There is a thing called respect. I wouldn't make a joke about your dead grandma fucking every man in the military to start a thing called your family. Death happens and no matter what they did in their lives the people will always remember them for their tremendous talent. Every song Michael released has been a hit and the little kid jokes will always circulate. Everyone has done some messed up things but celebrities lives are always magnified by the media. JUST GROW UP!
No one deserves to be remembered like that, what if it was your kid, or sibling that screwed up, and then died, different then, huh?
He wrote so many great songs, so we should totally overlook the fact that he molested children and hung his baby out a window...no big deal. Let's all just turn a blind eye, because obviously musical talent far outweighs ruining children's lives.
Who the hell is Michael Jackson?
And Farrah had cancer.
That's the funny part.
Leave MJ alone.
haha.. I woke up to a bunch of texts this morning joking about his death. this was one of them.
another one was something about his autopsy came back saying he died of food poisoning -- he ate and 8 year old weiner.
not cool dude. not cool at all.
My generation lost a part of it's identity yesterday with the passing of Michael Jackson. Child Molester or not, you can NOT deny his musicial genius, and you can't deny his influence on today's music. Please let us children of the 80's greive. We're not grieving because we <3 child molesters, we're grieveing because the biggest influence of our generation is dead. Please let us mourn
thats the worst thing i've ever heard
Not cool at all. I'm sure you'd REALLY appreciate hearing that about a family member, a friend, etc. Have some respect.
This text fucking blows. Not because it's disrespectful, but because it's an annoying chain text that is unoriginal and dumb.
And as far as weather or not Michael was guilty of child molestation - all we can do is speculate. Anyone who knows anything about litigation knows that settling out of court is no indication of guilt or innocence.
what if he weren't famous, and he was just some guy who maybe was not found 'guilty' of child molestation, but paid off the accusers enough to convince the world that the allegations were true...
It's just a joke, people need to chill lol x]
I don't get why people believe OJ was innocent and Kobe was innocent, but won't let it go that Michael was NEVER convicted... talk about double standards
to 1:06, because apparently society thinks that child molesters should be praised........No child molester, famous or not, should NEVER be praised nor remembered. He will burn in hell. If he was my family member by blood, I would NOT think him as family. He is a disgrace and thank god there is one less pedophile in this world. Mourn and pay respect to the people who fight FOR our freedom and for the people who protect us (the good ones...).
have some respect man.
Show me the proof he molested anyone?
to soon. and ddnt Elvis marry a 16 yo?
2:43, you seriously should check your sources about that. They may have met when she was 14, but they maintained a non-sexual relationship with the permission of her parents. Elvis wouldn't have sex with her until they were married, which occured in 1967 when she was 25. That's not pedophilia...
It's just bad taste.
i love michael jackson.. but i must admit, that is funny!
this is discusting, who every posted it is a disgrace, leave mj to be he just died show some respect
I loved MJ. Bastards.
Haha my dad told me this one!
first of all there is no proof that he did molest anyone...if my child was molested i would def not settle out of court...think about his 3 children he left who have known no other parent but him...and think about how it would feel to some of you to see ignorant people making fun of your father after he died.
pahaahah thAts funnny!
you should only speak good of the dead, micheal jackson is dead..............good.
That's just in bad taste....
Too soon and totally disrespectful. He was found not guilty on all charges. I know that some of you all like to change history...but that really happened...he was found NOT GUILTY.
that's just nasty and of very poor taste.
11:37PM if you dont know the fucker dont make fun of him
When I heard this I lol'd so hard that I came in my pants. Then I was sad because I had to clean it up. :(
nofx told that joke today at warped tour :)
wow, thats really fucked up
im pretty sure he was never convicted of molesting anyone.. fuck up u stupid bitch nd show sum respect
To the last text... that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Hitler's dead. Caligula's dead. Andrew Dice Clay's career is dead. We don't always have to revere the dead.
glad he's dead. child molesters don't deserve to live anyway. so fuck you MJ i hope you're in hell you prick