My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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