I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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