I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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