He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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He has the corkscrew, you have the whine.
If he lays on his right side while you lay on your back when fucking, I can't imagine you'll complain about it.
Wasn't god. She woke up with his dick inside her again,
And then they screwed!
Looks like it's a twister!
So that makes him half pig?
... or he "stiffed" the taxi driver again (see, Martin, Steve)