He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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If he lays on his right side while you lay on your back when fucking, I can't imagine you'll complain about it.
He has the corkscrew, you have the whine.
Wasn't god. She woke up with his dick inside her again,
And then they screwed!
Looks like it's a twister!
So that makes him half pig?
... or he "stiffed" the taxi driver again (see, Martin, Steve)