Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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