I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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