brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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