yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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