Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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