Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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