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  • Once a Republican virgin asked me out on a first date to play beer pong. Yes, after confessing he was a Republican and a virgin on the night we met.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 10:44am
  • I agree! Having sex with republicans just creates the possibility of more republicans being born...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:15am
  • There is not a single thing that's right with that statement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 09 at 3:28pm
  • On the contrary, I think everything is right with that statement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 12:33am
  • Lesson: never have sex with republicans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Ew republicans... That's a mistake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:40pm
  • republican's are secretly nymphos

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:51pm
  • So did it work? That's the normal response in today's male-female interaction right? Guy is douche to girl, then girl fucks guy

    Submitted by Slimwhoisdirtay on Jul 9, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Who even has sex with Republicans anymore, I mean honestly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Democrat girls are so weird during it. The Republican girls are way better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Republicans are great in bed. Little secret.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:44am
  • Seriously, you all need to go back and get an education. These comments are ridiculous and really shows how stupid Americans are. You are all an embarrassment to society and should kill yourselves so you don't reproduce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:51am
  • its better than fucking a democrat. those girls are loooooooose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:57pm
  • 7:15, agreed. Got enough of these bigots already.

    Submitted by squared on Mar 7, 11 at 3:39pm
  • Ok I don't see what being a republican or a democrat has to do with sex. You guys are idiots.

    Submitted by Ziggy26 on Nov 9, 10 at 2:47pm