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  • cats will do crazy things on coke trust me i know my cat spent a week licking every last bit of a bag and thought he could run trough drywall!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:36pm
  • That is so t-shirt worthy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:57pm
  • How to get laid? Uninstall Linux.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Wait a day. Smoke the cat turds. Gives a whole new meaning to good shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:04am
  • The cat would have died. Fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:57pm
  • 1104 I am intrigued by your proposition

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:41pm
  • way to take this concept from the movie Party Monster. FAKE and UNORIGINAL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:25pm
  • hey, 11.01, go fucking die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:01am
  • Hahahaha sucks for u guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:55pm
  • By far the best one iv ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:08am
  • Ive done it. The cat would be meowing for days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:38pm
  • 1:40 I do believe blow is not crytal meth and it is cocaine don't believe me just lookat the movie blow wig Johnny deep that is coke not meth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:34pm
  • 234 i do believe 140 was joking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:40pm
  • 11:01 don't be jealous cause I was FIRST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:12am
  • U should blow my dick for doing blow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Fucking funny. Too bad such a waste tho...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:45pm
  • @1:40 - I think you might be getting a little bit too creative. I'm pretty sure that the blow this person was referring to is cocaine. Sorry, if you were just be a smartass and making shit up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:36pm
  • 12:57 who said the cat didnt die? Maybe he found a dead cat with blow all over it's face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:59pm
  • We feed the cats blow in farmville and let them flip out and post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Every cat I've ever owned won't even eat taco bell, why would a cat eat blow ...and don't try to tell me he snorted it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:36pm
  • hate it when that happens -Premeau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:17pm
  • @7:25 Im so glad I wasn't the only one to think of Part Monster! Love that movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Oh my God that is funny! - Billy Madison

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:02am
  • Scarface 2: The Cat of Tony Montana

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:13am
  • One time my cat sniffed out my weed that i lost. I was like good kitty :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:22am
  • fucking hilarious!! what a baller kitty cat! gittin all gacked out with the homies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:44am
  • You guys are fu ked up! Animal abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:39pm
  • That's why I love crack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:55pm
  • @1:30, "blow" is ground up crystal meth and baby formula used as a recreational drug. It is most often made into a damp plaster and placed on the skin; usually the forearm. It gives you a light feeling of euphoria and generally relaxes you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:40pm
  • YOU TRADED MY CAT FOR A BEE...wait, what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:24pm
  • ...first-ness? Honestly?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:32pm