Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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two words: eviction party
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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