Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
