My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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In Soviet Russia, EVERYONE is this Russian
All this arguing.... Let's just all drink together.
I'm from Russia, and you rub vodka onto the chest for the heat, and the cold goes away fast.
Btw, Soviet jokes are utter bullshit. only americans can be this stupid, everyone knows Soviet fell apart in early 1991.
Read some history books or AT LEAST watch some WORLD news like the rest of the world does you fucking morons. In Russia and the rest of Europe all jokes are about americans being stupid, ignorant and fat, if you wanna be real nationalistic.
calm down you pretentious jerk, it's a retrospective joke, most people make it, and get over it because America sucks jokes are getting old...everyone bashes America until they need military or economic help so stfu.
you need to learn to not expect much from the internet.
In russia, vodka soak in you!!
Фак ю бичес
RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE THE HOTTEST!!! TRUST ME.
3 37,3 35 and 3 32 ur the reason everyone hates Americans!!
Gangsta shit in Russia? Have you ever been to Russia to say that? We aren't the ones who don't let teenagers drink until they're 21 but let them bring guns to schools and shoot other kids. I'd be scared to live there.
Psh. Whatever. Ive been covered in Russian jizz. That's def more Russian than you.
@11:42, vodka may have originated outside Russia but there's no denying that they love it. I take Russian and my teacher is a native. they can't get enough of it. Они любят водку.
Read some international statistics. America has the most millionaires, while Russia - the most billionaires. The contrast between the rich and the poor is higher in Europe also because of a different mentality. Ie class, status. While in America it's more about equality shit.
I love the way everyone just says Europe. I'm from Sweden and there is a gigantic difference between the European countries; the Baltic countries are nothing like the Scandinavian, and Spain, France and Italy are very far from Bulgaria and Turkey. Great Britain is not like any other part of Europe. So when you say that America is more about equality, it confuses me, since half your country is yelling "socialist" at Obama, and Sweden is ten times more left-winged than you.
The level of poverty in Russia isn't higher than anywhere else. Fyi, the biggest quantity of billionaires in the world is in RUSSIA.
just an example: ever heard of Roman Abramovich?
i never heard this before, i only herd when you rub it on your chest plus no one would want to waste so much vodka. Mendeleev made up the perfect formula for vodka and he was russian. Vodka was made up by poland but also by russia and urkraine, there is no actaul fact who made it up first. Russians are not stupid, they firstmade it to space lets start of with that soo please dont say that. Thanks!
12:56 did you just say "I eat dog" in russian? Awesome..Очень Хороший
Why would you waste so much vodka????
You guys clearly dont know any russians. And soviet jokes backwards are getting fucking old. Удачи.
When your sick soaking your body in vodka heats it up so you sweat it out.......dumbass!
Oh I have many times
He may be from Russia but misspells the word 'cause its ''Russia'' in English! He's a Russian speaker. Can you spell America in Russian too?
@12:02 Stop spreading that damn urban myth, you stupid 13 year olds!
Lol WTF Its on repeat
Russia is crazy they got some real gangster type shit going on over there. But would never want to live there.
Why would anyone tell you to do this? That's what I want to know. Why the fuck would soaking your body in vodka be a solution for anything? Lol.
Don't let 5 skeezy guys bukake on you because you have low self esteem, and you won't need to. Or at least, next time don't tell your Mom (or was she there too?).
I am more russian than you
In soviet Russia, I soak in you!
And they said I was crazy for learning Russian. Zdrastsvooytche bitches
im russian, but not this russian!
vodka is actually a polish drink, sorry to burst your bubble but yea, russians stole vodka from the poles cuz theres god knows what else to do in russia, Niech Zyje Polska
There's a book of Russian fables and EVERY story is resolved with the hero drinking some vodka and doing whatever is necessary to complete the story.
Фак ю бичес
fak oo beches
p.s. i'm from 16 and from russian; i've been doing weird shit like that for my whole life
Я ем собаку. That's all the Russian I ever learned.
Idiot can't spell Russia yet he's from there...dumbfuck!
In Soviet Russia vodka rubs YOU
@1:19 - You are dumb as shit. Alcohol goes into your bloodstream from your stomach. The blood goes through your liver where it is filtered. Go to school, dumbfuck.
In Soviet Russia their economy is shit and they are all poor.
the first boy I ever made out with was from siberia. and no being Latvian is not the same as Russian. trust me.
Vodka originated in Warsaw, Poland you dumb fuck.
Russian chicks are way more beautiful than fuckin Spanish bitches....most of them anyway
In Russian vodka drench you
I'm with 6:16 on this one, why would you waste all of that vodka?!?!
Please tell me no one is stupid enough to still elite that your stomach absorb alcohol-or anything for that matter. It's designed NOT to. Alcohol is absorbed into your blood stream when it enters yor intestines.
No 12:02 is right becuase the alcohol will soak straight into your bloodstream instead of I to your stomach filter through your liver and then into yourblood stream
12:02 cuz we all know that alcohol affects your kidneys and not your liver.....
Yeah well fuck you 4:45 that's why I love living in america, A FREE COUNTRY BITCH I have the right to say what ever I fucking want so go make ass babies with your mom bitch
So it is easy to deduce that your mother is at least as ignorant as you are.
@ 7:14 Actually, Finland, Switzerland, and Sweden have the most billionares per capita, and Russia isnt even in the top ten if sorted by billionaires per country. ALSO, The US has a little over TWICE the number of billionaires than Russia, according to Forbes.
No one has been more Russian for you, op. Except for that one Russian guy.
You need a shot for that, hipster!
Fuck you 1:17, you condescending asshole. I should drown you in a bathtub filled with vodka. You can sweat it out in there face down for as long as you like.
I don't know if thus is good or bad....
the first girl I ever made out with was Russian. well, Latvian. just throwing that out there. that's almost the same thing right?
Amen 3:32 and 3:35. Truer words have never been spoken
Russian and Slovak chicks are sooo fugly.
12:02 is half right. Soaking a tampon in vodka and then inserting it in either the vag or the ass will get you incredably drunk real fast. The vodka goes straight into the bloodstream. Alot of people die immediatly after doing this. Teens are doing this so they can be drunk at school.
haha fuck those dumbass russians. the only good that we do with them is take their vodka and make fun of them. I love being an american
Put a shot glass in ur puss and soak
thank you 22.12/8:56!!
but still no one has figured out why someone would waste so MUCH damn VODKA!!!
In fact, im pretty sure thats illegal in some countries (sarcastic remark, so dont bitch and moan!!)