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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:56am

    In Soviet Russia, EVERYONE is this Russian

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:42pm

    I'm from Russia, and you rub vodka onto the chest for the heat, and the cold goes away fast. Btw, Soviet jokes are utter bullshit. only americans can be this stupid, everyone knows Soviet fell apart in early 1991. Read some history books or AT LEAST watch some WORLD news like the rest of the world does you fucking morons. In Russia and the rest of Europe all jokes are about americans being stupid, ignorant and fat, if you wanna be real nationalistic.

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      Submitted by stophating08 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:41pm

      calm down you pretentious jerk, it's a retrospective joke, most people make it, and get over it because America sucks jokes are getting old...everyone bashes America until they need military or economic help so stfu.

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      Submitted by BlackDS on Nov 22, 11 at 10:19pm

      you need to learn to not expect much from the internet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:56pm

    All this arguing.... Let's just all drink together.

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      Submitted by Selene on Nov 2, 12 at 9:27am

      good point.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:31am

    In russia, vodka soak in you!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:23pm

    Gangsta shit in Russia? Have you ever been to Russia to say that? We aren't the ones who don't let teenagers drink until they're 21 but let them bring guns to schools and shoot other kids. I'd be scared to live there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:42pm

    Фак ю бичес

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:01pm

    RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE THE HOTTEST!!! TRUST ME.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:56pm

    i never heard this before, i only herd when you rub it on your chest plus no one would want to waste so much vodka. Mendeleev made up the perfect formula for vodka and he was russian. Vodka was made up by poland but also by russia and urkraine, there is no actaul fact who made it up first. Russians are not stupid, they firstmade it to space lets start of with that soo please dont say that. Thanks!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:42pm

    @11:42, vodka may have originated outside Russia but there's no denying that they love it. I take Russian and my teacher is a native. they can't get enough of it. Они любят водку.

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    Submitted by itsphoebs on Dec 10, 10 at 3:34pm

    And they said I was crazy for learning Russian. Zdrastsvooytche bitches

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:45pm

    3 37,3 35 and 3 32 ur the reason everyone hates Americans!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:07pm

    12:56 did you just say "I eat dog" in russian? Awesome..Очень Хороший

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:36pm

    Don't let 5 skeezy guys bukake on you because you have low self esteem, and you won't need to. Or at least, next time don't tell your Mom (or was she there too?).

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:39pm

    Read some international statistics. America has the most millionaires, while Russia - the most billionaires. The contrast between the rich and the poor is higher in Europe also because of a different mentality. Ie class, status. While in America it's more about equality shit.

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      Submitted by slotsguld on Jun 4, 10 at 5:37am

      I love the way everyone just says Europe. I'm from Sweden and there is a gigantic difference between the European countries; the Baltic countries are nothing like the Scandinavian, and Spain, France and Italy are very far from Bulgaria and Turkey. Great Britain is not like any other part of Europe. So when you say that America is more about equality, it confuses me, since half your country is yelling "socialist" at Obama, and Sweden is ten times more left-winged than you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:14pm

    The level of poverty in Russia isn't higher than anywhere else. Fyi, the biggest quantity of billionaires in the world is in RUSSIA. just an example: ever heard of Roman Abramovich?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:41pm

    Psh. Whatever. Ive been covered in Russian jizz. That's def more Russian than you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:17pm

    When your sick soaking your body in vodka heats it up so you sweat it out.......dumbass!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:39pm

    @12:02 Stop spreading that damn urban myth, you stupid 13 year olds!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:29pm

    In Soviet Russia vodka rubs YOU

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    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jan 28, 10 at 3:59pm

    There's a book of Russian fables and EVERY story is resolved with the hero drinking some vodka and doing whatever is necessary to complete the story.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:46pm

    You guys clearly dont know any russians. And soviet jokes backwards are getting fucking old. Удачи.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:16pm

    He may be from Russia but misspells the word 'cause its ''Russia'' in English! He's a Russian speaker. Can you spell America in Russian too?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:16pm

    Why would you waste so much vodka????

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:24pm

    Фак ю бичес fak oo beches thats hysterical. p.s. i'm from 16 and from russian; i've been doing weird shit like that for my whole life

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:06pm

    I am more russian than you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:56pm

    Я ем собаку. That's all the Russian I ever learned.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:59am

    Oh I have many times

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:34am

    In Russian vodka drench you

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:23pm

    im russian, but not this russian!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:25pm

    @1:19 - You are dumb as shit. Alcohol goes into your bloodstream from your stomach. The blood goes through your liver where it is filtered. Go to school, dumbfuck.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:41am

    Lol WTF Its on repeat

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:40am

    I'm with 6:16 on this one, why would you waste all of that vodka?!?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:05pm

    12:02 cuz we all know that alcohol affects your kidneys and not your liver.....

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:55pm

    Russia is crazy they got some real gangster type shit going on over there. But would never want to live there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:39pm

    vodka is actually a polish drink, sorry to burst your bubble but yea, russians stole vodka from the poles cuz theres god knows what else to do in russia, Niech Zyje Polska

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:53pm

    Why would anyone tell you to do this? That's what I want to know. Why the fuck would soaking your body in vodka be a solution for anything? Lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:29pm

    Please tell me no one is stupid enough to still elite that your stomach absorb alcohol-or anything for that matter. It's designed NOT to. Alcohol is absorbed into your blood stream when it enters yor intestines.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:05pm

    Russian chicks are way more beautiful than fuckin Spanish bitches....most of them anyway

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:52am

    the first girl I ever made out with was Russian. well, Latvian. just throwing that out there. that's almost the same thing right?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:58pm

    Yeah well fuck you 4:45 that's why I love living in america, A FREE COUNTRY BITCH I have the right to say what ever I fucking want so go make ass babies with your mom bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:34am

    In soviet Russia, I soak in you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:40pm

    So it is easy to deduce that your mother is at least as ignorant as you are.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:32pm

    haha fuck those dumbass russians. the only good that we do with them is take their vodka and make fun of them. I love being an american

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:07pm

    Idiot can't spell Russia yet he's from there...dumbfuck!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:27pm

    Put a shot glass in ur puss and soak

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:06pm

    You need a shot for that, hipster!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:19pm

    No 12:02 is right becuase the alcohol will soak straight into your bloodstream instead of I to your stomach filter through your liver and then into yourblood stream

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:16pm

    No one has been more Russian for you, op. Except for that one Russian guy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:40pm

    12:02 is half right. Soaking a tampon in vodka and then inserting it in either the vag or the ass will get you incredably drunk real fast. The vodka goes straight into the bloodstream. Alot of people die immediatly after doing this. Teens are doing this so they can be drunk at school.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:37pm

    Amen 3:32 and 3:35. Truer words have never been spoken

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:58am

    the first boy I ever made out with was from siberia. and no being Latvian is not the same as Russian. trust me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:38pm

    Russian and Slovak chicks are sooo fugly.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:11pm

    Fuck you 1:17, you condescending asshole. I should drown you in a bathtub filled with vodka. You can sweat it out in there face down for as long as you like.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:42am

    Vodka originated in Warsaw, Poland you dumb fuck.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:01am

    @ 7:14 Actually, Finland, Switzerland, and Sweden have the most billionares per capita, and Russia isnt even in the top ten if sorted by billionaires per country. ALSO, The US has a little over TWICE the number of billionaires than Russia, according to Forbes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:35pm

    In Soviet Russia their economy is shit and they are all poor.

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:31am

    I don't know if thus is good or bad....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:58pm

    thank you 22.12/8:56!! but still no one has figured out why someone would waste so MUCH damn VODKA!!! In fact, im pretty sure thats illegal in some countries (sarcastic remark, so dont bitch and moan!!)