Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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