You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
