i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
please don't ironically join a cult
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