So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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