i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby