i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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