Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
