So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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