i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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