There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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