I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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