so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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