I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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