Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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