So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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