Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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